Always Believe Your Body, and Always Read Labels: The String Cheese Incident

Nothing against the Interstitial Cystitis Network! They are the hardest working, biggest hearted, wisest people in the world. So, they are the only ones out there with whom to have a conversation and bounce ideas off of, so please take that into consideration as you read on about the String Cheese Incident.

Having been fed string cheese by Sister 1, and having read in the ICN diet that string cheeses can actually soothe a troubled bladder I felt no reservations about picking up some string cheese at my local grocery store. Unfortunately, not long after eating some I felt not only physical pain, but also the psychological pain that sounds like "oh my God, nothing is safe, the rules are constantly changing, nothing works." I have a hunch you might be familiar with that fear.

It took a while for my rational mind to take charge. Well, I thought to myself, I suppose I should compare the label of my hurtful Polly-O string cheese to the Borden string cheese Sister 1 actually fed me. Aha! A-freaking-ha!! The offending string cheese lists vinegar as an ingredient, and the okie-dokie string cheese does not. And that is why I want to say to you ALWAYS BELIEVE YOUR BODY, and ALWAYS READ LABELS. Love, Sister 2

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